Jarrett Sacks, You're My Hero

So, I decided to try my hand at this, because as the title says, Jarrett Sacks is my hero, and if I can be half as funny as I find his blogs to be, I will be relatively happy. Most of these blogs will probably be about debate, or the security industry, because that's pretty much all I do. i will start this shindig out with a story from the security biz.
So, I work with a guy named Al, he's worked for this security company for 17 years now. no one is too sure how old he is, 50's somewhere. he seems like he's been dirnking since he was 7, or he could have Tourette's, not too sure. Regardless, he's bat shit crazy. To give you an idea of what our company thinks of him, he's been there 17 years, like I said, and they're starting to give me his good shifts, and give him the shitty shifts. He doens't own a car, so someone from our company has to pick him up, and take him home. He also twitches a lot, and talks to himself, not sure if it's the booze or Tourette's. So, one day, Matt is driving him home, and A's talking to himself under his breath. Matt asks him where to go, Al continues to talk to himself. So Matt says "Al...." and Al all of a sudden looks up and goes "WHOO! WHOO!!" that's my story for today.

Also, in non-related news, Micah Sacks is datng his debate partner, which is the worst idea since Micah's parents decided to havea third kid.