DRAGONS!

Interesting development at work today, I now have the pleasure of wearing a kevlar vest, just in case a crack head downtown tries to shoot me. I should have had one 6 months ago, but whatever, I don't really want to wear it anyway, not the most comfortable thing in the world. I wore it all afternoon to try and get used to it, which means if you saw me walking around Target today, I was wearing a bullet resistant vest, just in case those crazy middle aged women at Target tried to shoot me. I am not looking forward to wearing it for 8 hours tomorrow, we'll see how it goes.

In other news, while I was sitting at work staring at random people at a bus stop, something popped into my head. I have no idea where it came from. It also didn't develop slowly, it's not like it went "hey, I should think about this" and it slowly came along until I had the below, it all popped into my head verbatim. It was a movie trailer idea for a movie that doesn't exist, and would probably suck a lot if it did. But if anyone wants to make it a movie, I'll help you write it, or if you don't want my help, I'll just sue you for whatever money you get, which, given the nature of the movie idea, I can't imagine being more than a couple of dollars, but I'll fucking sue you anyway. I digress, it goes like this:
"In a time when Dragons are hunted for their skin and meat alike, not to mention the glory gained from bringing home a Dragon, they are near extinct. With the reported number being at 6, only one of which is male, due to the high price of male dragons, it is up to one dragon to help re-populate his species, in 'Chester: The Homosexual Dragon' "