Top 5 Celebrities I Want to Meet
So, here goes:
1.) Scott Baio. I think that's a given. He's screwed nearly every woman who was in a movie in the late 80's. I know everything he's starred in, pretty much, for no real reason either. Although, the first season of Charles in Charge was one of the most amazing things ever. I named my fantasy team after him, and "I Heart Scott Baio" is engraved into the back of my iPod. Zing.
2.) Walter Cronkite. It has always been my position that if a movie were ever made about me, I would want Walter Cronkite to represent the inner monologue inside my head.
3.) Phillip Seymour Hoffman. It has always been my position that if a movie were ever made about me, I woujld want Phillip Seymour Hoffman to play me.
4.) Richard Cheese. I own everything this man has made. Real name Mark Jonathan Davis, he used to be a jingle-meister for NBC. He used to sing the "Must See TV" jingles. And now I consider him a genius of music. I realize all he does is take popular songs and "swankify" them, but I find him amazing. I am currently conspiring to go see him in Seattle in August. Pray for me.
5.) Demetri Martin. I find him to be the funniest comedian that seems approachable that I haven't met. I have met Lewis Black, he might be tops if I hadn't already met him. Jim Gaffigan is super close. Jerry Seinfeld and George Carlin don't seem approachable to me.
By that, I mean that I think Jerry Seinfeld is probably so neurotic, he wouldn't meet me. George Carlin hasn't done much lately, and I don't know if I can forgive his being conductor on Thomas the Tank Engine. I will stick with Demetri Martin, the thinking man's comedian.
Notice there are no females on this list. I can't think of many female celebrities that might even crack the top 20. Meryl Streep might make the top 20. Not sure, maybe one day I will start a Top 20 series of blogs and cover the subject.
1.) Scott Baio. I think that's a given. He's screwed nearly every woman who was in a movie in the late 80's. I know everything he's starred in, pretty much, for no real reason either. Although, the first season of Charles in Charge was one of the most amazing things ever. I named my fantasy team after him, and "I Heart Scott Baio" is engraved into the back of my iPod. Zing.
2.) Walter Cronkite. It has always been my position that if a movie were ever made about me, I would want Walter Cronkite to represent the inner monologue inside my head.
3.) Phillip Seymour Hoffman. It has always been my position that if a movie were ever made about me, I woujld want Phillip Seymour Hoffman to play me.
4.) Richard Cheese. I own everything this man has made. Real name Mark Jonathan Davis, he used to be a jingle-meister for NBC. He used to sing the "Must See TV" jingles. And now I consider him a genius of music. I realize all he does is take popular songs and "swankify" them, but I find him amazing. I am currently conspiring to go see him in Seattle in August. Pray for me.
5.) Demetri Martin. I find him to be the funniest comedian that seems approachable that I haven't met. I have met Lewis Black, he might be tops if I hadn't already met him. Jim Gaffigan is super close. Jerry Seinfeld and George Carlin don't seem approachable to me.
By that, I mean that I think Jerry Seinfeld is probably so neurotic, he wouldn't meet me. George Carlin hasn't done much lately, and I don't know if I can forgive his being conductor on Thomas the Tank Engine. I will stick with Demetri Martin, the thinking man's comedian.
Notice there are no females on this list. I can't think of many female celebrities that might even crack the top 20. Meryl Streep might make the top 20. Not sure, maybe one day I will start a Top 20 series of blogs and cover the subject.
posted by Sam at 12:44 AM
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Top female celebrity to meet: Phyllis Diller
we want more lists, man.
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