Pure Atrocity

Two blogs in one day?!?!? Wacky! Unfortunately this isn't a happy blog.

This is the worst atrocity I have ever seen a television network perpetrate on the American public. Ever. I ask that you watch this, knowing it will hurt you, but you need to know about, just like you need to know about the holocaust. If people don't know about it, it could happen again, and no one wants that.







Now that you've watched it, I'm sorry. Again, it had to be done. I love Christopher Walken. Love him. loved him in The Deer Hunter, Fat Boy Slim's Weapon of Choice, and many of his other SNL hosting stints. I think he's a good actor, and even though he obviously needs cue cards to get through SNL, I think he does comedy rather well. I thought the first relative, played by Bill Hader, was decent, not great, but decent. Everything after that was pure disaster. The second Amy Poehler opened her mouth I wished my liver would implode, forming a weak blackhole that slowly sucked the rest of my body into it, in a slow agonizing death, I think it would have been preferable. Kenan, at the very end, was mediocre, at least he wasn't pure awful.

This may be my new mechanism for judging whether I should associate with people. If you like it, you're no friend of mine. Further, Jarrett and I discusses this, if you like it, we think you should be drug out into the street, publicly raped in the ear, and then put into a guillotine, you sick freak.