CONFUSION!

So, up in the right corner, there's this little icon thingy, it's called sitemeter. It measures traffic. I was curious one day, and it's free, so I put it on there, I don't have many readers, at least on my actual blog site. If you're reading on facebook then the icon isn't there, and you should go to my real blog, jerk. Anyway, the website that runs it tells you some interesting things about it, like the page that referred people to your page. Usually it's my facebook or something, but sometimes people find my blog because they searched random crap in google, and my page comes up. I found one such instance, and it troubles me.

Someone searched for "organization for farmers who let calves suck cock." They didn't use the quotes, otherwise nothing would come up, but without the quotes my site is second on google. Presumably because at some points i have used the words "suck cock" and "organization" etc. I'm a little confused about who would search for that, but for you, sir or madam, I now have the search term verbatim, so if you put it in quotes next time, my site will probably be the only one. On top of that, I will answer your query.

The organization for farmers who let calves suck cock is colloquially known as Farmers and Agriculturists for the Degradation of Calves through Fellatio, usually referred to as FADCF. You won't find any mention of it on the internet...well, you will now, but they're a pretty submersive organization. I only know about them because my friend Steve's father was a member, Steve's dad is kinda screwed up. He's not a member anymore, because they found out he was never a farmer, he just has a cow sucking dick fetish. Anyway, if you need more information, you can contact me through the comment section, maybe leave your email or something, and I can let you know about it, or get you in touch with Steve.