Extinguish my face, please

This post is related to the last one. it's only been a couple of hours since my last post, but what a couple of hours it's been. After about 2 hours my face finally stopped hurting. I licked my lips and tasted pepper, which was just a giant beckon of the doom to come. I knew I had to get the pepper off my face, but I was faced with a dilemma. As you may remember, I said water reactivates the pepper. Well, showers are primarily composed of water. About 30 seconds into the shower my face began to hurt again. I kept on. I scrubbed my face with soap specifically for faces. It didn't seem to help. I waited another minute, then I scrubbed my face with body wash. I was nearly willing to grab anything in the shower and just pour it on my face.

I have never sworn so much or so loudly while taking a shower. Probably a god thing my wife and her friend didn't come home while I was in there. Oh Sweet Zombie Lincoln, my face hurts. About as much before, thankfully my eyes are fine. But I think I moved pepper some. My ears burn, they didn't before. Its a horrific feeling. I wonder how many more showers I have to take tonight before there is no more pepper. Whoever thought to harness the power of peppers into a spray designed to go on the face should just fucking get raped by a porcupine.